Certain, George mentions he has a brother in “The Parking House” and Jerry says he has a sister in “The Chinese language Restaurant” when clearly they’re solely youngsters throughout the remainder of Seinfeld, however these obtrusive continuity errors aren’t those that trouble me throughout my umpteenth Seinfeld rewatch. As an alternative, it’s the minuscule, pedantic ones that solely a psychotic Seinfeld superfan like me would ever discover.
For instance, in Season Six’s “The Pledge Drive,” George says he didn’t have a mantle rising up. Nevertheless, method again in Season Two’s “The Statue,” George mentions that he broke a statue that sat on his mantle as a child. However how, Mr. Costanza, for those who had no mantle?
That’s the form of stuff that sticks in my craw. Listed below are 12 extra such egregious errors which might be practically inconceivable for me to forgive…
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Jerry’s Vomit Streak
In Season 5, Jerry says he hasn’t vomited since June 29, 1980. But, in Season Three’s “The Canine,” Elaine mentions having seen Jerry throw up, which is inconceivable since, in that very same episode, she says she moved to New York Metropolis in 1986.
‘It’s All Pipes’
In “The Spouse,” when George talks about peeing within the health club bathe, Elaine asks Kramer if he pees within the bathe and he says he takes baths. However on a number of different events, Kramer is clearly a shower-taker. We even see him consuming within the bathe in Season 9.
Boxers or Briefs
Talking of Kramer’s private habits, he makes very clear his hatred for boxer shorts in Season Six’s “The Chinese language Lady,” however he’s carrying them no drawback only a season later in “The Doll.”
Does Jerry Respect Wooden?
In “The Bookstore,” Jerry is outraged when Kramer doesn’t use a coaster, but he carelessly places a cup down on George’s mother and father’ espresso desk in “The Cigar Retailer Indian.” So, does Jerry respect wooden, or doesn’t he?
Kramer’s Coma Data
In Season Eight’s “The Comeback,” Kramer appears unaware that somebody can awake from a coma, however method again in Season Three, he’s properly conscious of this reality.
Monk’s Hours
My associates over at The Place to Be: A Seinfeld Podcast level out that the signal for Monk’s says it’s closed on Sundays, but in “The Junk Mail,” Jerry particularly notes that it’s Sunday whereas they’re consuming at Monk’s.
For the Love of Costanza
One other one from The Place to Be: In Season Six, George tells Jerry in “The Face Painter” that he’s solely ever mentioned “I really like you” to a canine. However in Season Two’s “The Ex-Girlfriend,” George says that his girlfriend Marlene had squeezed it out of him.
5A
Jerry’s house, significantly early on, adjustments just a few occasions, however the shifting of his house quantity is the one which bothers me probably the most. From Season Three onwards, he lives in 5A, however in Seasons One and Two, his house can be labeled “8,” “411” and “3A.”
5E
On the subject of house numbers, within the remaining season of the present, Jerry’s bird-owning neighbor, Phil, is proven to dwell in house 5E, but this has heretofore been Newman’s house quantity.
Estelle’s Jimmy Arms
Frank Costanza reveals in Season Eight’s “The Cash” that he and Estelle have slept in separate beds for 30 years because of her “Jimmy Arms.” Simply three seasons earlier, although, Estelle finds a condom wrapper within the mattress she shares with Frank.
No Cubicles for You
In “The Basis,” there’s a short shot of the different wall of Monk’s, which is correct up towards the cubicles that the Seinfeld foursome often sits at. However this doesn’t line up with each different episode that includes Monk’s, which repeatedly reveals extra cubicles on the opposite facet of theirs, not a wall.
Elaine’s Dancing
Lastly, take a look at how Elaine briefly dances in Season Seven’s “The Wait Out.” The place are the thumbs and the little kicks as seen in “The Little Kicks” a season later? Elaine doesn’t dance like this!