ATLANTA—A number of years after ceasing donations to anti-LGBT organizations and taking steps to unravel the tradition of homophobia rampant in its eating places, Chick-fil-A joined fellow manufacturers in celebrating Delight Month on Monday, admitting that it generally loved prostate stimulation. “Whereas we are able to’t go as far as to say we help the LGBT group, we do perceive the impulse, from time to time, to insert one thing again there for pleasure,” learn a press launch from the corporate, which repeatedly careworn that it solely partook in such exercise “as a particular deal with from time to time” and didn’t have interaction in it on a regular basis. “It’s not like we’re looking for it out or something—removed from it. However generally, within the warmth of the second, you strive one thing new and notice, ‘Hey, that feels fairly good.’ So we 100% see the enchantment of prostate stuff, even when homosexuality itself is an abominable crime in opposition to nature and a sin in opposition to God. We staunchly imagine that if a finger goes in there, it must be a finger belonging to somebody of the other intercourse, and it ought to solely happen throughout the bonds of matrimony.” Chick-fil-A additionally unveiled a brand new nationwide billboard marketing campaign wherein its well-known cow mascots will be seen portray the message “Prostayt Orgazms R Mor N-tenze.”
