WASHINGTON—Saying they couldn’t bear in mind precisely why they’d written off the gifted, charismatic, and engaging celeb, 340 million Individuals confessed to reporters Tuesday that they’d forgotten what it was they didn’t like concerning the late O.J. Simpson. “Huh, I at all times bear in mind loving O.J., and I do not know what may have occurred to trigger such an incredible athlete, actor, and TV persona to fall from grace,” mentioned 56-year-old James Stafford, including that he and each different citizen of america solely had fond recollections of watching Simpson play soccer for the College of Southern California and the Buffalo Payments, and star in films like The Bare Gun. “It’s so unusual. One minute, he’s this fascinating, good-looking, enjoyable man everybody is aware of and loves, and the subsequent minute, all of us all of a sudden hate him for some cause. I ponder what may have gone incorrect. Did he not rating sufficient when he performed soccer? Or perhaps one among his films flopped?” At press time, Stafford and the remainder of the nation had decided that no matter occurred most likely concerned his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson, whom they at all times had a nasty feeling about.
