DAYTON, OH—A wave of nostalgia and soiled bathroom water dashing over them, previous classmates attending a reunion at Belhaven Excessive Faculty simply picked up proper within the swirly the place they’d left off, sources reported Wednesday. “Wow, it’s wild how we will come collectively in any case these years and instantly get again into dunking Brad Farnsworth’s head in the bathroom like no time has handed in any respect,” mentioned Nate Burnbaum, a gross sales supervisor and member of the varsity’s class of 1994, explaining that it felt “similar to the previous days” when he and his former wrestling buddies subdued Farnsworth, dragged him into the restroom, and forcibly shoved his head inside a piss-filled bathroom earlier than flushing. “To be trustworthy, I used to be nervous it will be awkward now that we’re all at a distinct place in our lives, however we simply naturally fell into the rhythm of Farnsworth struggling to take away his head from the bowl however being unable to. It actually took me again to listen to him scream about how he didn’t need to get pink eye once more.” In keeping with reunion attendees, it felt much more as if nothing had modified after Farnsworth slashed his previous classmate’s tires, threatened to kill himself, and had the cops known as on him.
