PETALUMA, CA—Noting that whoever was in cost clearly took the task and ran with it, sources instructed reporters Friday that an excessively bold nature middle had squeezed 25 informational placards out of 1 unhappy little marsh. “I’d barely made it out of the parking zone earlier than I handed six totally different indicators describing the identical form of reed, and every one was extra detailed than the final,” mentioned customer Ethan Pollard, including that whereas he appreciated the trouble to coach the general public, somebody had clearly gone method overboard and was scraping the underside of the barrel for info that may make the one acre of largely vacant wetland sound extra essential. “There was a placard about grass. There was one a couple of fairly ordinary-looking squirrel. I acquired excited once I noticed a placard about mountain lions, but it surely turned out to be purely aspirational and simply mentioned it was doable they might dwell in a habitat like this one.” After they reached the top of a brief footpath and had learn the final placard, sources added that they had been stunned to find the character middle had additionally constructed a $3 million greenback, 10,000-square-foot Marsh Training Facility.
