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Insulting spam was not on my bingo card – The Bloggess


Three unrelated issues. First, I noticed this broomstick problem the place supposedly most ladies can stroll over a broomstick they’re holding and most males can’t do it…

So I made a decision to attempt it out and after a little bit of a wrestle I used to be completely capable of do it and was feeling very limber and pleased with myself till I instantly received probably the most painful charley-horse IN MY TORSO (is it nonetheless known as a charley-horse if it’s not in your leg?) and ended up on the ground, gasping for breathe and writhing in ache and sure that I used to be going to die from the dumbest factor ever.

I’m fantastic.

And secondly, recently I’ve been getting much more spam feedback slip by means of my weblog filter as a result of they’re utilizing AI to create feedback that nearly look they’re from actual individuals, and now I’m beginning to get AI bots leaving me impolite feedback that don’t even match the put up, which is bizarre as a result of do robots hate me now?

(Don’t go to the web site. It’s about sports activities, I feel.) Anyway, that is simply to say that any longer if anybody says something impolite to me I’m now going to only assume they’re a robotic. This contains the man who honked at me yesterday for not turning proper on purple though the signal clearly stated “NO RIGHT ON RED”.

Watch out on the market, y’all. Lotta robots round.

And third, I’m at present unmedicated as a result of I’ve misplaced my ADD meds and this probably the most ADD factor to occur to me all week. I assume I’ll discover them within the dishwasher or someplace equally ridiculous.

Victor appeared within the freezer as a result of he thought I may need left them in there however as an alternative he simply pulled out three vintage books I’d stuffed between the popsicles and he was like, “CLEARLY YOU NEED YOUR MEDS” however then I defined that the books have been there on function and now I’m questioning if I’m the one one who freezes their used books earlier than studying them?



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