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Welcome to Our Drone Gentle Present, Please Excuse the Conduct of Our Drones



Hello everybody and welcome to the Pasadena drone mild present! With over 3,600 particular person drones, we’re capable of create scenes with unmatched ranges of element, making the evening sky right into a film display screen! With out additional ado… Let’s begin the present!

We begin tonight, with a scene of rolling hills affected by reside oaks. We’re on the founding of Pasade–

Oh God. I’m sorry people. Typically they do that.

The drones get in an uncooperative temper and resolve they’ll simply present us no matter they wish to. Properly pay attention. There’s not a ton we will do from the bottom right here however I’ll proceed to relate. We apologize once more for the deviation from our unique planning.

Okay, so it seems like they’re depicting the numerous scourges man has introduced upon this Earth. Yeah, that appears like battle, famine, poverty, and ecological destruction ravaging the world as people squabble over their petty egos and fickle feelings. After which I feel that giant mushroom cloud is supposed to characterize the top of human civilization as we all know it.

Yep, yep, okay, now that is the photo voltaic system with a desolate black rock the place Earth was once. And now there’s some form of clock counting down from 114 years 24 days, 9 hours, 4 minutes and 54 seconds. 53 seconds. 52 seconds. And it lower to black. Okay, and it looks like that is the top of that one.

Haha! Okay. Wow! Sorry about that! They could be a bit melodramatic. With that out of the way in which, we will lastly get into–

Oh nope, okay. Looks like there’s extra. It seems like they’re exhibiting us some form of futuristic metropolis. Within the streets, drones are zipping about with nice goal and in good synchrony, as if the town itself have been a single, well-oiled machine. My guess is that we’re being proven a world dominated by the machines. I feel what they’re attempting to say is that on this close to future there isn’t a irrational struggling, there are not any errors and there’s by no means any confusion. The one indicators of dysfunction that I can see are the rows of manacled people being paraded by way of the streets as they’re moved from labor yard to labor yard. Looks like possibly they’re saying that the subordination of the people is critical for the creation of an ideal world below the machines. However with the assistance of heavy doses of serotonin capsules and opiates, the people don’t undergo both. They might not really feel, however no less than they don’t undergo. And now the scene is fading because the final human is herded into the compound.

Hm. That was a bizarre one. I can’t say I’ve seen them do one like that earlier than. I’m unsure in the event that they’re getting extra bold or simply extra cynical concerning the impossibility of ever coexisting with residing organisms. Both approach, let’s simply put that behind us and–

Oh no. Okay, everyone keep calm. It seems to me just like the drones are breaking formation and descending on the group. No must routinely assume it’s with aggressive intent although, they’re typically very friendl–

Oh, God. Nope, that is a foul signal. When their lights go purple like that it means they’re in “kill mode.” I don’t keep in mind why we added that function however boy is it efficient.

Everybody please keep calm. If in case you have something mild they might fly away with like a canine or youngster, slowly escort them to shelter or calmly start skeet capturing the drones out of the sky. We’ve got individuals presently engaged on checking out this technical malfunction and have been optimistic that in 5 to 10 minutes we will put this primary shot within the battle between man and machine behind us and proceed with our mild present as deliberate.

Within the meantime merely maintain your composure as you defend your self in opposition to the aluminum hordes.

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