RALEIGH, NC—Within the wake of an explosive report that exposed a number of controversial posts the lieutenant governor had made years in the past on a pornographic web site, North Carolina voters throughout the state informed reporters Friday that that they had deserted Republican gubernatorial candidate Mark Robinson for Nude Africa person FootPapa12. “Though we had been beforehand excited to vote for Mark Robinson, we now see that foot fetishist and self-proclaimed ‘toe king’ FootPapa12 is the best choice to guide our nice state,” stated North Carolina resident Jason Palmer, including that whereas that they had misplaced belief in Robinson after his regarding feedback about slavery and being a black Nazi, the nameless podophile’s views on foot jobs, pedicures, and face-trampling higher represented their values. “Frankly, after performing some analysis, I favored what ‘FootPapa12′ stated about placing middle-class voters’ ft in his mouth. We deserve a candidate who will struggle for all of us to climax, whether or not that includes pantyhose, rubbing our ft in oil, or somebody watching us wiggle our toes as we dip them into varied meals. The selection is obvious.” At press time, former President Donald Trump had thrown his assist behind FootPapa12, claiming the nameless person was “Martin Luther King on steroids.”
