STOCKHOLM—In a ceremony on the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences, the Nobel Committee reportedly awarded their annual prize in physics Tuesday to Zoomer and Zorbit, two aliens generally seen driving a tie-dye Volkswagen bug whereas flashing peace indicators. “For his or her profound developments in astrophysics, we’re happy to honor this pair of smiling, neon inexperienced aliens surrounded by flowers and peace indicators with the 2024 Nobel Prize,” mentioned the chairman of the Norwegian Nobel Basis, posing subsequent to the recipients as they clutched the celebrated gold medal of their three-fingered palms. “These far-out beings have made super strides in traversing the cosmos in nothing however a souped-up VW Beetle with a novelty license plate spelling out ‘PEACE’—one thing which no different life type within the galaxy has been in a position to accomplish. Because of their scholarship, all of us might quickly be capable of roll our kaleidoscopic autos over the rainbow highway straight to the glitter-covered floor of Saturn, and we’ll have these two and their message of radical like to thank after we do.” At press time, Zoomer and Zorbit had devoted their award to their expensive pal and collaborator, a purple leopard-print seal.
