Pasta is a reasonably sexy meals to start with. Not less than when it comes to the vibe, not a lot how you are feeling after consuming it. They by no means present the a part of Girl and the Tramp the place they each get abdomen distension from consuming a complete human plate of spaghetti. Pasta additionally will get a boon from the truth that all of the shapes are named within the Italian language, an inherently sensual tongue. I like Korean meals, however it’s tougher to make tteokbokki roll off the tongue the identical manner.
Nonetheless, there’s one pasta form that’s unconscionably, nearly disgustingly sexy. Not simply from the form itself, however from the lore behind it. I’m speaking about tortellini, a pasta that, even in a vacuum, has bought some severe bed room eyes. In any case, it’s small, curvy and full of a wealthy and mysterious prize. That, nevertheless, is solely the half of it.
Sadly, there’s a backstory and legend behind the tortellini form that crosses over into “hey man, you’ve gotta depart” territory. Specifically, it’s alleged to be the stomach button of Venus, the goddess of affection. I’m all for worshipping magnificence, however “I’d eat your stomach button” is a few excessive, oft-banned Instagram commenter ranges of thirstiness. It could be like studying spaghetti was meant to simulate sucking pink sauce out of a sleeping Venus’ hair. No one can be consuming orecchiette if as a substitute of “ear,” it was alleged to be a bowl of gorgeous divine nipples.
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The extra you concentrate on it, the more severe it will get, provided that some of the widespread fillings for tortellini is cheese. Nice, now you’ve bought me consuming a bowl of tacky stomach buttons like some type of Giovanni Dahmer.
I suppose I’m a ravioli man now, which is unlucky, since you solely ever get like seven of these suckers, and you’ll’t ask for extra with out seeming such as you additionally need a bib.
