KANSAS CITY, MO—Falling in need of the excessive burden of proof demanded within the courthouse, space couple Alice Fields and Zachary Garcia had been reportedly denied a wedding license Tuesday after failing to show their love past an affordable doubt. “Though in widespread phrases the 2 of you could be thought of in love, it’s the responsibility of this courtroom to observe a sure normal of proof, and your relationship have to be presumed informal till it’s confirmed severe,” mentioned Decide Luther Hanscom, whose ruling discovered inadequate grounds to recommend Fields and Garcia’s bond was meant to final without end, concluding it was believable they had been members in nothing greater than a easy fling. “You haven’t supplied the mandatory love letters or the breathless texts to your pals after your first date to substantiate a authorized declare that you’re two halves of a shared, sacred entire. Whilst I take a look at you now, I can see no physique language indicating a stage of romantic chemistry adequate to warrant a wedding license. Your affection, although it might exist, is simply not on the threshold of constructing me hear wedding ceremony bells while you gaze into one another’s eyes.” At press time, sources confirmed the couple had efficiently appealed the ruling after Garcia gave his fiancée a tennis bracelet that should have value a minimum of $800.
