PROVIDENCE, RI—Feeling too overwhelmed by the myriad choices to decide, space hostage-taker Jason Harmon reportedly requested negotiators Thursday what folks normally demand. “I believed a requirement would simply come to me after I pulled out my gun and ordered all people to get on the fucking floor, however reality be instructed, I’m nonetheless feeling unsure—is there some type of commonplace demand gunmen usually go for round right here?” Harmon mentioned as he ruminatively tapped the muzzle of his Glock in opposition to a hostage’s brow, including that whereas he was just about open to something, his lactose intolerance meant he couldn’t demand something with dairy. “I hear folks say a number of good issues about cash. Particularly the untraceable stuff, huge suitcases of it. Is that value demanding, do you assume? I do know demanding a helicopter can be fairly standard, however I’m undecided I’m within the temper for that proper now. Let you know what: Let’s say you had six hostages you had been keen to blow away except the cops did precisely as you mentioned. What would you demand? A getaway automotive? The discharge of political prisoners? I feel I’d be proud of virtually something, however I simply maintain second-guessing myself.” At press time, Harmon reportedly instructed negotiators that he was going to browse his manifesto just a little longer to see if any calls for jumped out at him.
