So this morning I used to be telling Victor that I’d solely not too long ago realized that each one of these “HONK IF YOU’RE HORNY” bumper stickers that everybody inexplicably had on their automobile after we had been children weren’t truly a name for different drivers to point they needed to have intercourse, and that as an alternative it was to maintain individuals from honking at you whenever you did one thing mistaken, as a result of if somebody needed to honk angrily at you they most likely wouldn’t if you happen to had that sticker as a result of it’s principally like admitting, “Sure I’m sexually unfulfilled and need individuals to comprehend it” after which nobody ever honks at you.
And Victor was like, “Duh. After all that’s what it meant” after which I began to surprise if I used to be the one one who’d thought the HONK IF YOU’RE HORNY motion was only for pervy swingers to search out one another with out leaving the automobile so then I requested two different mates and so they had been like, “First off, the place had been you whenever you noticed this bumper sticker? 1982?” after which they admitted that they didn’t know what it meant both and so we appeared it up and the web was like, “HONK IF YOUR HORNY was a jokey play on phrases since you use a automobile horn to honk“, and in some way that is even worse as a result of that’s not even humorous and principally the entire world was driving round with a calmly sexual dad joke on their automobile within the 80s?
Anyway, honk if you happen to additionally didn’t know this as a result of I’m feeling very dumb proper now.
