In 2024, Michigan’s sticker contest went viral after the state’s residents selected a picture of a wolf ripping off his muscle tank and howling skyward in entrance of an American flag, as a result of clearly. The picture was doodled by a 12-year-old lady from the small city of Grosse Pointe Farms whereas she watched Nationwide Treasure in social research class, so it was clearly Nicholas Cage-inspired.
New York’s Deranged Spider Head
Keep in mind in Toy Story, when Sid makes a baby-doll-head-spider that might be candy as hell if we didn’t know toys have emotions? Additionally, bear in mind Barrel, the skull-faced member of Boogie’s Boys in The Nightmare Earlier than Christmas? Smush ‘em collectively and add a contact of insanity, and also you get the 2022 winner of New York’s contest, designed by a 14-year-old boy in Ulster County. “It makes individuals on either side of the aisle really feel like, yep, that is what voting is like,” stated the commissioner of the county board of elections, who looks like she might do one thing about that.
Kentucky’s Lizard Man
To not pit kids towards one another, regardless that we’re technically doing precisely that, however the runner-up of Kentucky’s 2024 contest, a jacked lizard man with far too many tooth and an expression that implies what we’re voting on is who he will get to eat designed by a boy named Money, was robbed. One former candidate for the Kentucky Home of Representatives even advised “giv(ing) the lizard man stickers to members of the legislature each time they vote.” However certain, the horsey is good, too.
South Dakota’s Spaghetti Western Eagle
A lot of the designs by kids are foolish, however South Dakota’s grade 9-12 winner is simply heavy. It depicts, in starkly shaded black and white, an eagle flying over a craggy desert panorama (presumably South Dakota), a mountainous stump rising within the background. It seems to be like one thing a hobbit must traverse and likewise prefer it ought to be the duvet of a metallic album. Clearly, it was designed by a teenage boy.
Indiana’s Buff Hen
It’s time to get bizarre, as a result of the depiction of Indiana’s state fowl in its third-place winner isn’t simply goofy or superior, it’s horny. Rising from the sleeve of a T-shirt two sizes too tight is a rippling, bushy arm suggesting the form of bod that may construct you a bookcase after which carry you off to mattress, whereas the neck gap surrounds… a fowl head. It’s deeply uncomfortable, however it’s nonetheless very happy with you for voting, giving a fawning thumbs up in a discipline of corn. The way it solely got here in third is a thriller. Clearly, it was designed by a teenage lady.
