The New York Occasions
It’s 4:00 on Broadway. It’s additionally 4:00 on 81st Avenue. In Astoria, it was approaching 4:01 as of press time.
The Wall Avenue Journal
Expensive Diary, does JPMorgan Chase like Raymond James? I feel so however Goldman Sachs says they’re actually extra into rising markets today. In the present day Wells Fargo went up three factors. She’s such a bitch.
The Boston Globe
The Prime Minister of Boston addressed the Bostonian Summit in Boston in the present day and made it very clear that Boston wouldn’t tolerate any escalation in hostilities between Boston and Boston. Relations stay tense within the Center of Boston, although some foresee a stabilization earlier than the subsequent Basic Meeting of the United Bostons.
The Miami Herald
Hear ye, hear ye! Yon Florida man doth act in a fashion most peculiar, reminiscent of to draw a lot consideration from different diversified states in our union, to the overall displeasure and embarrassment of all.
The Philadelphia Inquirer
What’s occurring in Philadelphia in the present day? Is that new play on the Wilma any good? Gained’t all the development on Arch Avenue ever cease? Why can’t the Metropolis Council agree on the price range? How nice was that Flyers win final night time?
The Baltimore Solar
Responding to issues about curriculum reform, Baltimore Metropolis Public Faculties launched a press release this week that was completely legible by daylight all through the day. In sports activities, the Orioles received their final recreation in Los Angeles, minutes after the Maryland skies slipped into nightfall.
The Charlotte Observer
You ever discover that individuals who’ve simply moved to Charlotte name it “downtown,” however individuals who grew up in Charlotte name it “uptown”? Anyone? Anyway, I noticed the craziest factor at Harris Teeter.
The Seattle Put up-Intelligencer
Effectively, perhaps *you* assume you understand all of the information in Seattle. However for those who’d truly finished the analysis, you’d be told of the info. I assume that may require you having heard of two little issues referred to as, I don’t know… LOGIC and REASON?! *facepalm* The Dunning-Kruger impact is on full view in the present day, everybody.
The Dallas Morning Information
A fireplace broke out within the Kessler Park neighborhood of Dallas yesterday at roughly 11:14. Firefighters arrived on the scene by 11:21, whereupon they gallantly battled the blaze for at the least thirty-eight or thirty-nine minutes, after which
The Sacramento Bee
Police blotter: A Sacramento minor was viciously stung outdoors her Rancho Cordova residence early Monday morning. The perpetrator escaped however is believed to have died shortly after the stinging. For extra on this story, see Obituaries, Part B.
*A correction in The New York Occasions:
An earlier printing of our cowl story misrepresented the time as 4:00 in lots of locations in New York. As a number of readers identified, the proper time in truth differed broadly relying on once they learn or acquired the paper. The Occasions regrets the error and is happy to amend it in our night version.
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