VATICAN CITY—Concluding that high-ranking church officers had hid proof of the previous Subway spokesman preying on younger kids, a baffling report launched Monday discovered that the Vatican additionally tried to cowl up Jared Fogle’s sexual abuse. “For causes that stay unclear, there seems to have been a transparent and deliberate try by the Catholic Church to cover Mr. Fogle’s rampant pedophilia, simply as they’d suppress the crime if it have been dedicated by one in every of their very own,” mentioned investigator Luca Shapiro, explaining that there’s motive to imagine the convicted intercourse legal would by no means have risen to develop into the face of Subway had the Vatican not spent years utilizing its huge expertise to systematically silence Fogel’s victims. “As soon as the church found Fogle’s sexual transgressions towards minors, a crew of bishops—with none obvious clarification—swept into motion, guaranteeing he confronted as few penalties as doable. After Fogel was arrested in 2015, the Vatican even tried to intervene in his plea take care of federal prosecutors, suggesting the sandwich pitchman merely be reassigned to a small rural Subway in a unique a part of the nation.” The church has additionally reportedly spent tens of millions on a plan to rehabilitate Fogle’s picture upon his possible launch from jail in 2029.
