EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—With safety checkpoints having been arrange close to each exit, New York Jets followers have been reportedly stopped and requested to signal nondisclosure agreements Sunday earlier than leaving MetLife Stadium. “By signing this doc, you might be agreeing that you’ll by no means talk about the small print of what occurred on that discipline right this moment with anybody outdoors of the venue,” stated a authorized consultant for the Jets, including that not one of the tens of hundreds of followers in attendance can be allowed to exit the premises except they accepted the phrases of the inflexible confidentiality clause, agreeing by no means to say the phrases “terrible,” “embarrassing,” “loss,” or “Aaron Rodgers” throughout the offseason and in perpetuity thereafter. “The outcomes of this sport are privileged data that may by no means get out to most of the people with out doing nice hurt to homeowners, gamers, and—frankly—you individuals, who’ve chosen to be followers of such a humiliating soccer staff. So it’s to your profit in addition to ours that nobody is aware of what occurred right here right this moment. If any outcomes of that pathetic show you simply witnessed leak to most of the people, relaxation assured you’ll all be held financially responsible for any sports activities bloopers that will outcome.” At press time, the Federal Communications Fee had been served with an injunction to blur out the scores of televised Jets video games for the rest of the season.
