Much more than 20 years after it ended, Seinfeld nonetheless boasts a variety of perplexing mysteries that persist to this present day, like no matter occurred to George’s unnamed brother? The place does Kramer get all his cash? And why does Jerry’s condominium make much less spatial sense than the Overlook Resort? Most mystifying of all is Kramer’s group of associates who’re by no means really seen by anybody else, together with the Pachinko-playing Corky Ramirez and famous horse meat connoisseur Jay Riemenschneider.
However Kramer’s finest, most conspicuously-absent good friend is, after all, Bob Sacamano, the New Jerseyan paddle ball inheritor/condom manufacturing unit employee/bootleg hat service provider who suffers from mind injury attributable to a botched hernia operation (which is seemingly a factor that may occur throughout the world of Seinfeld).
For many years, Seinfeld followers have been compelled to endure the nagging torment of not understanding what Bob Sacamano really seems to be like. Fortunately, fashionable know-how is right here to save lots of us from this merciless destiny. Not not like the doomed residents of the Terminator-verse, a variety of individuals have turned to synthetic intelligence for assist, and have been creating A.I. artwork renderings of the “actual” Bob Sacamano. Apparently, he seems to be like this man:
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Then once more, he would possibly look completely totally different. One other try to make use of this tech to recreate Bob’s face gave us this picture, which seems to be just like the oddly-proportioned love youngster of George Costanza and the Soup Nazi:
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Or there’s the chance that Bob Sacamano seems to be like George, however with disfigured fingers and a wholesome dose of Colin Farrell DNA.
And the much less mentioned concerning the “Bob Sacamano” who seems to be like he was created with the immediate “What if a sleep paralysis demon tried stand-up comedy within the mid-’70s,” the higher.
It’s most likely not an excellent signal for A.I. generative artwork usually that every of those Bob Sacamanos is so dissimilar, to not point out the truth that a few of them are simply insultingly spinoff pastiches of different Seinfeld characters. Additionally, if individuals actually need to know what Bob Sacamano seems to be like, apparently there’s a actual Bob Sacamano. The character was reportedly named after one among Seinfeld author Larry Charles’ precise associates. However to date, the actual Sacamano has but to go full Kramer by launching a actuality bus tour or operating a failed mayoral marketing campaign.
Maybe the true pleasure of those unseen sitcom characters is that they exist purely in our imaginations. Utilizing janky laptop know-how to carry them to life nullifies what made them amusing within the first place. Bob Sacamano isn’t a person; he’s a legend, a delusion, an thought. Not not like Niles Crane’s spouse Maris from Frasier, he’s manner funnier when you possibly can’t visualize him.
And if you happen to thought that A.I. Bob Sacamano was scary, feast your eyes on A.I. Maris Crane:
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