NEW YORK—Violating the decide’s order prohibiting the previous president from killing his one-time fixer, Donald Trump was held in contempt of courtroom Tuesday after stabbing Michael Cohen to loss of life with a ballpoint pen. “Given the defendant’s willful and repeated refusal to adjust to this courtroom’s instruction to not shank a witness within the throat, I maintain Mr. Trump in contempt of courtroom,” stated Decide Juan Merchan, responding to Trump’s assertion that he was completely inside his First Modification rights to snuff out Cohen’s life utilizing the tip of an inexpensive Bic pen. “Although this courtroom exercised leniency when the defendant strangled the witness generally known as Stormy Daniels together with his naked arms, let this be a warning to the offending occasion that any additional murders is not going to be tolerated. Defendant Donald Trump is hereby ordered to pay a positive of $1,000 for every day he continues to make use of workplace a writing implement to mutilate the late Mr. Cohen earlier than lastly leaving him for the vultures.” At press time, Decide Merchan claimed failure to adjust to the contempt ruling—which bars Trump from desecrating the corpse of his former lawyer with no matter workplace provides he has readily available through the trial—might end in probation.
