I awake to the tune of Taylor Swift’s Anti-hero enjoying on my Taylor Swift-themed radio alarm clock. I get away from bed because the DJ, who’s Taylor Swift, proclaims that right this moment is Taylor Swift day on Taylor Swift Radio, because it was yesterday, and they are going to be enjoying nothing however Taylor Swift for the entire day.
I brush my enamel utilizing my Taylor Swift-shaped toothbrush and my Taylor Swift toothpaste makes my breath odor like Taylor Swift’s breath.
I come downstairs and kiss my spouse, Taylor Swift, and ruffle the hair of my son, Taylor Swift. I name out to Taylor Swift, my teenage daughter, to get away from bed and prepare to go to Taylor Swift Excessive the place she is finding out Taylor Swift.
After a hearty bowl of Taylor Swiftios topped off with Taylor Swift’s milk, I’m able to face the day. I stroll to work on the vinyl plant the place we press over 300 barely totally different variations of Taylor Swift’s new album daily. As I stroll I hum the nationwide anthem: “Daylight,” by Taylor Swift. I tread in some canine poop that has been curled out into the form of Taylor Swift’s face and so I shake it off.
My line supervisor, Taylor Swift, is ready for me. She is apprehensive. Taylor Swift is visiting the manufacturing unit right this moment, and the priority is that we don’t have sufficient Taylor Swift memorabilia on show. I name a few of my contacts within the Taylor Swift collectibles trade and safe a Taylor Swift field of potatoes, a Taylor Swift tube of fungal an infection ointment and a Taylor Swift 747 Business Jet.
I additionally ebook Taylor Swift, the city’s main Taylor Swift impersonator, to play a set of Taylor Swift’s best hits throughout Taylor Swift’s go to.
My colleagues and I then get become our Taylor Swift costumes and kind a seething mass of hysteria to greet Taylor Swift as arrives. When she enters the manufacturing unit, Taylor Swift glances at me. I sob uncontrollably for an hour and so miss the remainder of her go to, however am happy to study that she was impressed with the manufacturing unit’s work, and commented favourably on my Taylor Swift field of potatoes.
I stroll dwelling previous the Taylor Swift Punishment Sq. the place a number of persons are being stoned to demise for liking Beyoncé. I linger for a minute and am unable to include my rage at this despicable filth who would really like Beyoncé when we’ve Taylor Swift. I be part of within the stoning, screaming the lyrics to “I Knew You Had been Bother” as I accomplish that.
After I arrive dwelling, my household and I take heed to the most recent Taylor Swift album. A masterpiece. Her best but. One music mentions cheese so all of us head to our native cheese store, Taylor Swift’s Cheese Emporium, to purchase some cheese. We’re upset to search out they’ve fully offered out of cheese apart from a small crumb of Taylor Swift Blue which now prices $58,000. All of us vow to work more durable and save till we will afford it.
Again dwelling once more for a hearty meal of Taylor Swift Hamburgers and Taylor Swift fries adopted by a bowl of Taylor-Swift-flavoured ice cream. All of us quiet down to observe Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour on the Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour streaming service, excluding my daughter who rolls her eyes and goes to take heed to Folklore in her room. Youngsters, eh?
Earlier than lengthy, it’s bedtime and we head off to mattress to sleep and dream of Taylor Swift, however not earlier than providing a prayer to Taylor Swift to provide thanks for Taylor Swift.
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