THE CASTLE OF ISIDORE—Scolding the affiliate magister for his inappropriate use of guild assets, the Excessive Council at Calazar Hold reportedly reprimanded wizard Ashkahol the Geomancer for watching porn on his work orb Tuesday. “We’ve advised Ashkahol repeatedly that we’re making an attempt to take care of an expert sorcery atmosphere right here, after which I look over and he’s utilizing his Divining Orb to gaze upon a threesome between three barely authorized succubi,” stated Archsage Maladrel, who emphasised that he didn’t care what the 374-year-old conjurer did together with his private orb, however that wanting up AmateurBrujas.xxx on his work orb might danger infecting all of Calazar Hold’s enchanted gadgets with a foul and malignant hex. “It’s additionally projecting at full blast, which is deeply disrespectful. He actually can’t even put a muting bind on his orb when that stuff is taking part in? And don’t suppose it isn’t apparent once I see him skulking off to an empty dungeon cell with that orb below his arm. By Creseis above, does he not perceive we’re making an attempt to bend the forces of God and Man utilizing the seven divine parts right here?” Maladrel added that per costume code, Ashkahol additionally wanted to be carrying the company-issued large blue moon hat.
