Ahoy matey! We’re so sorry for yer loss. We all know it may really feel overwhelmin’ to plan a funeral when or not it’s yer personal matey moving into Davy Jones’s locker. That’s why we at Pirate’s Touchdown Funeral Dwelling take a human-first strategy to plannin’ a swashbucklin’ goodbye. Lifeless males could inform no tales, however we consider funerals be a time to speak concerning the lifetime of the one that handed in addition to emotional assist for when ye hit tough waters.
We be followin’ a conventional service construction and the itinerary is as follows:
The family and friends of the deceased might be steppin’ aboard The Flying Dutchman for the viewing, held on the poop deck. On the service’s conclusion, we be lowerin’ the Jolly Roger to half-mast and the funeral procession will “stroll the plank” to the cemetery the place the deceased might be laid to relaxation. After which level we be returnin’ to the Flying Dutchman for a luncheon. Don’t fear, there might be rum a’a lot!
Whereas that is our conventional bundle, there be choices to customise the service to yer likin’! For a extra intimate service we will transfer the viewing to the quarterdeck. That is nice for open casket funerals ye might want if yer liked one handed from scurvy or pancreatic most cancers.
Blackbeard usually holds the funeral service as a result of he can spin a grand ol’ story. From a rousin’ journey of slayin’ a fowl Kraken to the quotidian of Gammy’s morning espresso ritual, he be yer man. However we’re comfortable to sail ashore if ye have a special scallywag or priest ye wish to come aboard.
For refreshments we be providin’ a treasure trove of seafood however do have vegan, gluten free, kosher, and halal choices upon request.
Aye, our travels throughout the seven seas have proven us the huge array of cultural traditions round demise. Blackbeard significantly be a jack of all trades, havin’ his BFA in World Religions from Vassar School. Aye, if ye want to sit shiva, burn paper cash, or enhance the coffin, he can help ye. Within the occasion that our providers be lackin’, we be comfortable to collaborate with an out of doors vendor of yer choosin’.
Whether or not ye be wantin’ a somber affair or a celebration of a life, we now have ye coated. Now we have a few of the most interesting wenches on land or sea who can sing a tune in addition to any siren. They’ll sing ye “Wonderful Grace,” “Time to Say Goodbye,” or study no matter tune yer coronary heart wishes with 48 hours superior discover.
When ye lose a liked one, figurin’ out the paperwork can really feel like lookin’ at an outdated moist treasure map! That’s why we be helpin’ ye with the documentation for the demise certificates, filin’ for all times insurance coverage advantages, and even applyin’ for veterans burial advantages. That manner ye can get the treasure yer entitled to from the suitable insurance coverage and authorities businesses. If ye be needin’ expedited filin’, Blackbeard even be a licensed notary public within the state of New York.
It will possibly take some time to get yer sea legs again as soon as a liked one passes. That’s why we be offerin’ to attach ye to a therapist who makes a speciality of grief and loss within the months followin’ the funeral. Many attempt to batten down the hatches of their feelings after loss, however we consider that’s how an occasion can flip into long-term trauma. Aye, the physique retains the rating. We’re right here to assist ye discover somebody in-network.
We perceive that not everyone has the booty wanted to pay for a funeral. That’s why we be offerin’ a slidin’ scale relying on what number of doubloons ye make yearly after taxes.
Choosin’ the precise funeral dwelling is usually a troublesome resolution for any landlubber, and we’re grateful that ye have thought-about us to be a part of this deeply private voyage. Ship us a message in a bottle if ye wish to get in touch.
We’re right here to lend ye a helpin’ hook.
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