Three years in the past I shared this on twitter:
And tonight we’re going to see CAKE. Which is wonderful, besides that we stay in Texas and the live performance is outdoors and I’m at all times overheated…to the purpose the place I carry an embarrassingly big cup of ice with me each the place I am going. So I advised Hailey that I used to be frightened I wouldn’t be capable to final greater than half-hour there they usually stated I ought to simply convey a cooler of ice with me and I defined you could’t convey shit into concert events and Hailey stated I ought to simply convey a physician’s observe. I advised them that (oh, candy summer time baby) concert events don’t work that means and Hailey defined that the world is totally different now, and possibly Hailey is true however I can’t convey myself to ask my physician to put in writing a observe saying “DEAR CAKE, PLEASE LET JENNY HAVE ICE. HUGS, A TOTALLY PROFESSIONAL DOCTOR.”
So then Victor stated that he was going to purchase me a vest made from ice (which is an actual factor) however I’m fairly sure they examine for that type of factor too and so as an alternative he recommended I simply freeze my bra, however it might be sizzling by the point that we received to the live performance after which he was like, “I guess you would make a killing freezing bras at sizzling occasions” and I’m fairly positive you couldn’t however then he was like, “You possibly can promote frozen raspas and likewise freeze bras” after which we each checked out one another and stated, “FROZEN BRASPAS” and for this reason we’re nonetheless married.
PS. Spellcheck is telling me that “raspas” isn’t a phrase and now I’m questioning if anybody will perceive this as a result of is that this simply one thing we’ve got within the south? It’s like a snowcone however made with shaved ice and you’ll put fruit on them or chamoy or pickle juice or tajin. They’re scrumptious.
PPS. Now spellcheck is telling me that “chamoy” and “tajin” aren’t phrases both. OMG, get it collectively, spellcheck.
PPPS. Final week we took Hailey and their associate to a raspas place subsequent to our home and contained in the cooler they’d “Squirt” soda and I used to be like, “SQUIRT! OMG, SQUIRT!” And the everybody within the place stared at me in horror and I pointed on the soda and was like, “When’s the final time you noticed a Squirt? It’s been years” after which Hailey was like, “Mother, you possibly can’t simply yell ‘SQUIRT’ in a crowded store” and after we went again final night time they didn’t have any Squirt within the cooler and I can’t assist however suppose that is all my fault and that the world is altering in a short time.
