HÅLLBAR
The fourteenth son of the lord of the Fourteenth home, the home furthest from the throne. His solely belongings are the household identify and his eager wit. However witty doesn’t at all times equal clever and when he directs a biting bon mot at his eldest brother, the inheritor to the Fourteenth, Hållbar is tasked with finding the desire of the primary Lord of First Home, misplaced over a thousand years in the past. A will that would show that their household was at all times meant to be the First Home.
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A nine-gallon plastic wastebasket, $19.99
SNARJVK
A rubber vegetable-scrubbing glove, $7.99
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A large wolf with ivory tusks and purple bioluminescent fur. Although our hero solely spots it from a distance in chapter seven, he now understands that he’s left behind his comfy existence in Fourteenth Home with its commonplace magecraft. Now he roams the valleys of untamed sorzelries. And although a wolf of that measurement is a terrifying sight, it’s a majestic beast and by no means silly-looking.
IIHADGROF
A set of 5 white ceramic mugs, $15.99
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Hållbar believes her to be an harmless farmer’s daughter whom he saved from unsavory mercenaries in chapter nineteen and who out of gratitude provides to journey with him and assist him seek for the desire. The readers be taught in chapter twenty-four that she is just not who she claims to be. Her true id will likely be revealed in chapter forty-three however I haven’t discovered who she is but. I’ve been caught on chapter thirty-one for 2 years.
KALLAX
Every little thing after chapter thirty-one is simply an overview. I feel this character talked about within the abstract of chapter fifty-five is a half-angel half-demon hybrid who offers Hållbar shelter after he’s betrayed by Iihadgrof who was at the moment possessed by the ghost of a useless god. However I’m unsure I’m going to maintain that plot thread. I would reuse the identify.
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YRG
Truly this is perhaps the half-angel half-demon. So who the hell is Kallax?
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A print on canvas of an orange home with propellers, $24.99
HUVUDROLL
A demon that was a part of Lucifer’s unique cohort of fallen angels who—did I ever give you a motive for there being Judeo-Christian angels and demons in an in any other case Pagan-derived universe? I should have. The truth is, I do know I did. Right here we go, from the define for chapter eighty-eight “…as a result of they’re integral to the plot.”
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A 35.3 oz bag of frozen meatballs, $14.99
GROTIFF
I might actually go for some meatballs proper now. Which is irrelevant. Grotiff are a race of big spiders that just about eat our heroes in chapter thirty-two. If I ever get to chapter thirty-two. I do know it’s been executed earlier than however it’s not like Tolkien holds a copyright on big spiders. What in the event that they had been ice spiders? Or crystal spiders? Big crystaline spiders with legs that go clink, clink, clink. That’s creepy proper?
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A set of silicon rubber ice trays, $17.99
NÅNÅNÅNÅ
A magnetic egg timer formed like a fried egg, $5.99
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I’m not even certain if that is purported to be a personality. The entry for chapter 100 and twelve simply says “nånånånå batman.” What the hell am doing? I began scripting this once I was fifteen proper after I learn the Lord of the Rings for the primary time.
What if I by no means end it? There’s a lot backstory I nonetheless have to work in. To not point out the reveal that the desire is from a future level within the timeline! Which solely the angels and demons know. If I can solely work out why they care which home is the primary home, it’ll be so…Tolkien would hate the angel factor.
SNIGLAR
A beech wooden child’s crib, $119.00
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It doesn’t matter what Tolkien would suppose. He’s lengthy useless. Apart from, C.S. Lewis would suppose the angels are rad. I’ll end it, If I can simply get previous chapter thirty-one and get to the great bit with the crystal spiders. It ought to all fall into place from there. I checked right into a resort final night time so I might write with out distractions. It labored! I wrote all night time and handed out at daybreak. I nonetheless want to complete chapter thirty-one, however now I’ve an overview for the sequel. I discovered this identify scrawled on resort stationary once I woke. I don’t bear in mind what it means however I underlined it thrice and wrote “like a Hobbit however jacked.”
I feel it’s essential.
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