WASHINGTON—Admitting that he had by no means been extra conflicted a couple of ruling in his life, Supreme Courtroom Justice Clarence Thomas was reportedly torn Monday over a case through which either side supplied compelling scuba journeys. “Whereas there’s a powerful historic precedent for a lavish tour to Bali, the plaintiff has as an alternative taken a extra unorthodox strategy and offered an all-expenses-paid diving journey off the shores of Aruba,” stated a considerate, inquisitive Thomas, including that whereas he had supported taking holidays with donors to Southeast Asia for years, he was beginning to see the attraction of visiting the white sandy shores of the Caribbean. “Of their arguments, the protection made an in depth case that maybe this summer time I would like three weeks with my household on a luxurious yacht within the Pacific, full with my very own scuba teacher and personal chef. However the plaintiff has repeatedly claimed he can get me extra in Aruba. He even stated I may swim with a shark. And I’ve at all times wished to do this.” At press time, Thomas referred to as for a brief recess to provide the matter extra thought, as whichever selection he made may have dire penalties for many years of his luxurious holidays.
