CHAMPAIGN, IL—As she struggled to tug open the café door with an armful of books, buddies of native girl Fela Torres reported Wednesday that the drama queen was, as normal, looking for everybody’s consideration and clearly hoping the unhappy show would result in one among them asking the place her different arm went. “Oh Lord, I’m wondering what’s incorrect together with her now,” one among Torres’ buddies stated to the group seated at a espresso store desk, all of them rolling their eyes because the current amputee walked in, adjusted the bandage on her cauterized wounded, requested if anybody wished something, and went to the counter to position her order. “That is so like her, all the time trotting out a brand new ailment to garner our sympathy. I really like her, however I solely have a lot vitality for her fixed neediness. Bear in mind when she confirmed as much as my commencement lacking an eye fixed? Made the entire evening about herself and a few automotive accident she was apparently in and the way her imaginative and prescient would supposedly by no means be the identical. Look, I’m sorry, however for those who simply bought mugged and also you’re bleeding out from a knife wound, possibly learn the room first and take into consideration maintaining it to your self. All proper, when she will get again, no person ask her what occurred—we’ve got to cease enabling her.” At press time, Torres’ buddies have been reportedly telling her they didn’t have the emotional bandwidth to hearken to her vent about how she had simply misplaced most of her household in a mass taking pictures.
