CHICAGO—Acknowledging that candy-coated batteries had been an iconic a part of the model’s legacy, Duracell introduced Thursday that it might be eradicating frosting and sprinkles from its manufacturing course of to discourage kids from consuming the corporate’s merchandise. “When mother and father shared with us their issues about our follow of promoting batteries with scrumptious, sugary toppings, we listened,” stated Duracell spokesperson Nick Miaritis, who added that the battery producer would even be eradicating the whipped cream and maraschino cherries from atop its AA and AAA varieties efficient instantly. “We perceive that batteries will inevitably discover their means into the fingers of children, a few of whom are too younger to grasp that Duracell’s trademark chocolate, caramel, and nougat middle—whereas very tasty—just isn’t one thing they’re supposed to place of their mouths. Don’t fear, although: Our batteries will proceed to energy your flashlights and TV remotes. They’ll simply be doing it with out that irresistibly candy Duracell style.” Reached for additional remark, Duracell officers confirmed the corporate had no plans to discontinue its in style 9-volt Cheese-Blasted batteries.
