NEW YORK—Noting that the previous president’s high-profile antics had made it exceedingly troublesome to maneuver forward with the case, sources confirmed Monday that Eric Trump was the one potential juror uninformed sufficient to serve at his father’s trial. “Whereas nearly all of different people within the pool had been instantly disqualified for having too sturdy of a bias both for or towards the previous president, Donald Trump’s son Eric was probably the most oblivious, ignorant individual we’d seen,” mentioned court docket clerk James Deacon, including that out of lots of of potential jurors of all ages, genders, races, and incomes, Eric Trump was the one one who was unable to reply a single query about his father’s employment, his monetary crimes, or his 4 years as president of america. “Regardless of being the president’s son, Eric couldn’t say for sure whether or not he had ever attended a Trump rally, what Donald Trump did for a dwelling, or what political get together he belonged to. In reality, after we requested Eric if he knew his personal first or final title, he simply stared at us and drooled. Sadly, that makes him probably the most certified potential juror in all of Manhattan.” At press time, Eric Trump had been disqualified from the jury after Donald Trump walked into the court docket, at which level Eric stood up, started to cheer, and repeatedly yelled: “That’s my daddy! That’s my daddy!”
