Q: Simply what’s Giggles ‘n Scales?
A: Situated on twelve acres of pristine wetland, Giggles ‘n Scales is a wildlife sanctuary with over seventy-five alligators, in addition to a number of species of indigenous birds and fish. We’re additionally a totally licensed daycare working Monday by Friday, 8:00 AM-6:00 PM.
Q: The place are you situated?
A: We’re conveniently situated off I-95, simply two miles south of the penitentiary!
Q: Inform me about your services.
A: Our campus options in depth marsh and grasslands, the place our gators really feel proper at residence, in addition to a two-foot kiddie pool and a big, brand-new playground. Your youngsters will spend nap and snack instances outdoors in our grand pavilion, as we consider that it’s finest for teenagers and gators to roam free within the majesty of the nice open air.
Q: What’s holding gators from the children?
A: Nothing! Your children can rise up shut and private with our alligators. It’s an expertise you possibly can’t get anyplace else! They will even take part in feeding time, although it needs to be famous that the alligators might not present up at feeding time in the event that they’ve discovered a meal elsewhere on the property. This occurs incessantly.
Q: Isn’t that harmful?
A: Our staff of licensed zoologists is dedicated to creating positive our gators stay fortunately and healthily, with around-the-clock caretakers and medical workers. We even have an in-house nutritionist—yum!
Q: No, I imply is it harmful for the children?
A: At Giggles ‘n Scales we are able to assure the security of your little ones for as much as three hours. We will additionally assure they’ll need to be again as quickly as they will!*
*Not an precise assure
Q: Are there safer daycares within the space?
A: Security is a surprisingly relative time period! We will’t say we’re the most secure daycare within the county, however a latest lawsuit does require us to state that we’re categorically not the most secure within the county.
Q: Who’s watching the children?
A: We firmly consider that “play is the work of childhood.” That essential work is usually inhibited by adults who battle to see the world by a toddler’s eyes. Because of this, we permit your children to discover freely, make their very own selections, and be taught unencumbered by lecturers, dad and mom, or caretakers.
Q: So nobody’s watching them?
A: The gators are watching them for positive.
Q: Is late pick-up allowed?
A: Late pick-ups shall be charged a further $25 per youngster, per hour. Though we don’t advocate late pick-ups. Early pick-ups are extremely inspired.
Q: Do the alligators like children?
A: While you say “like,” you imply…
Q: Like being round them.
A: Oh. Consider it or not, no two gators are fairly the identical, and we’re all the time excited to seek out variations of their attitudes and preferences! However for essentially the most half, no, they don’t like being round youngsters.
Q: Looks as if that might trigger some issues.
A: Alligators are fascinating creatures and we’re thrilled to teach younger minds about them! That mentioned, they are often very territorial, particularly throughout mating season. They beautiful a lot take over the pavilion.
Q: When is mating season?
A: I don’t keep in mind.
Q: The place do the children eat and nap if the pavilion isn’t accessible?
A: Left to themselves, you’d be amazed how resourceful children will be. They often band collectively in a centralized space, generally climb bushes, and even construct partitions! Nonetheless, children shall be children and a few of them are likely to wander. Which is after all discouraged, since wandering the marsh, particularly round nightfall, is a recipe for “accidents.” Twelve acres is a whole lot of land, and we are able to’t realistically be anticipated to control all of it on a regular basis.
Q: “Accidents?”
A: Nature is filled with lovely accidents, and we favor to not say what sort of accidents happen at Giggles ‘n Scales. Though a pending lawsuit might require us to state how typically they happen.
Q: Wait, is {that a} totally different lawsuit than the one you talked about earlier?
A: Could possibly be!
Q: This feels like a horrible thought.
A: Inside each horrible thought is a good thought ready to get out!
Q: That’s not true.
A: You’ve obtained us there.
Q: Are there loos on the property?
A: No.
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