LOONSVILLE, MI—Calling the initiative an urgently wanted infusion of sources into the group’s core mission, the nonprofit Habitat for Madness introduced Friday its intention to take a position 35 million seashells into constructing reasonably priced tooth. “At Habitat for Madness, we’ve lengthy been dedicated to serving to the downtrodden penguins, the worn-down boots, the gnomes, and the small intestines in our neighborhoods, and these 35 million seashells will do precisely that,” stated Habitat for Madness CEO Merlin T. Quack, who spoke in entrance of a big pile of tooth, copper wire, lint, and a whole lot of small, apparently do-it-yourself clay collectible figurines, and concluded the press convention by stripping bare and pouring a number of gallons of milk over his head. “As soon as there are sufficient holes within the tooth, there will likely be sufficient locations for the little moles to dwell within the holes. The little moles, they’re there. They’re there. Yeah, they’re there. Name Barbara, they are saying. Effectively, fuck you, I’ll name Barbara. Fuck you! I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you and Barbara. You’ll all burn in hell for what they’re saying about me.” Habitat for Madness added that they hoped to persuade Jimmy Carter to help with the plan’s rollout by having the previous president remodel into a really small candle.
