VIENNA—In an obvious try to influence his buyer that the extra charges would pay for itself in peace of thoughts, sources confirmed Thursday that native hitman Vincent Klein saved making an attempt to upsell his shopper on dissolving the goal’s corpse in a vat of acid. “It’s, like, I get it for some issues—positively, I’m blissful that he satisfied me so as to add on the silencer on his sniper rifle—however on the finish of the day I simply need the deputy finance minister useless, and no matter occurs after that’s his enterprise,” mentioned Officer 49 of a world consortium recognized solely as The Collective, insisting that the payment of €1.5 million in untraceable payments ought to greater than cowl all the pieces wanted for the assassination of the authorities official throughout a efficiency of Don Giovanni on the Vienna State Opera. “I respect him throwing in submitting off the man’s fingerprints, however then he turns round and says that it actually wouldn’t make a distinction until I put within the additional half-mil for corpse disposal and limb removing. Then he goes off and says he has to talk to his grasp on the telephone to get me a reduction. However I can inform there isn’t anybody on the opposite line. All of it simply appears tremendous sleazy.” At press time, Officer 49 advised reporters that he was so annoyed by the entire ordeal that he would possibly simply rent one other hitman to assassinate his preliminary rent.
