EAST HAMPTON, NY—Defending her 81-year-old husband within the wake of his extremely criticized debate efficiency, first girl Jill Biden reportedly assured an viewers of Democratic donors Monday that she “hit[s] that on the every day,” referring to President Joe Biden. “To any doubters of my husband’s virility, let me simply begin out by saying that I hit that each single night time, and it’s magnificent,” Dr. Biden mentioned at a fundraiser, winking as she held up a particular cushion that she claimed she needed to sit on throughout her flight to New York whereas icing her “worn out” pelvis. “No, my husband shouldn’t be a younger man, however his age doesn’t forestall him from often pounding the ever-living shit out of me, uncooked and moist. You could relaxation assured that our nation’s commander in chief is relaxed and clear-minded every day from having busted so exhausting the night time earlier than. For anybody questioning if Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. continues to be as much as the duty of the presidency, I submit as proof the handprints on my uncooked pink ass, which present the person within the Oval Workplace is a pure fuck machine able to making me come many times and once more, the way in which the chief of the free world ought to.” Dr. Biden went on to say that the president solely stumbled through the debate final week as a result of his mouth was so drained from an evening spent “jowls deep” in her pussy.
