LOS ANGELES—Noting that the challenge would usher in a wholly new period for her, Jennifer Lopez confirmed Friday that This Is Me…Now was not solely a film musical, an album, and a tour, but additionally a brand new autocratic nation-state. “This Is Me…Now means a lot to me, each as a result of it actually represents who I’m at this stage of my profession and since it’s a superb empire constructed from blood, sweat, and iron of which I’m absolutely the sovereign,” stated Lopez, including that it had taken many years of labor as a singer, actress, and dancer to amass sufficient land and navy may to conquer the numerous highly effective enemies who had foolishly tried to halt her rise as a tyrannical despot. “Once I began my journey as a performer, I by no means may have imagined that someday I’d be standing right here able to unleash a reign of cruel terror upon anybody who did not adjust to the arbitrary decrees of Jenny from the Block. I can’t wait so that you can expertise this totalitarian dictatorship wherein I’ll management each side of your lives!” At press time, Lopez shared a sneak peak of the challenge wherein she might be seen executing her husband Ben Affleck, hoisting up his severed head, and screaming.
