PLAINS, GA—On the heels of Donald Trump receiving responsible verdicts on 34 felony counts in New York, Jimmy Carter grew to become the second president ever convicted of against the law Friday after a jury discovered he broke quite a few legal guidelines whereas sticking up a Waffle Home close to his house in Georgia. “As we speak’s verdict reveals that the rule of regulation applies to everybody, even a former president of the USA who bursts right into a diner, waves round a Glock, and calls for all the cash within the register plus an All-Star Particular with a aspect of biscuits,” mentioned Sumter Nation district legal professional Lewis R. Lamb, who spoke on the courthouse steps after securing responsible verdicts on over a dozen counts of armed theft, aggravated assault, vandalism, and theft. “Nobody, not even a Nobel Peace Prize laureate, can—for no obvious purpose—pistol-whip a patron sitting at a restaurant’s counter after which pour a carafe of piping scorching espresso onto his face. Not with out going through penalties. As we speak’s verdict reveals that Mr. Carter was not above the regulation when the police tracked him down in a roadside motel surrounded by empty bottles of Jim Beam and a thousand {dollars}’ price of meth and he regarded up at his arresting officer and mentioned, ‘The fuck took you so lengthy?’” At press time, Carter’s attorneys had appealed the decision, saying that his standing as a former president gave him full immunity to do donuts in a Waffle Home parking zone whereas kissing his 17-year-old girlfriend, firing a gun into the air, and shouting, “Wooooooooo! Fuck yeah!”
