WASHINGTON—Assuring her coworkers that she wouldn’t have made the request if the occasion weren’t vital, Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly swapped shifts with a coworker at Orangetheory Thursday so she might attend the State of the Union deal with. “I did a double on the entrance desk final week to cowl for Julie, so I determine she owes me,” stated Harris, who expressed her frustration at having her shift supervisor deny her request for time without work although she requested almost two months upfront, a state of affairs that compelled the vice president to scramble and begrudgingly make a number of further guarantees so she might attend the president’s yearly speech to a joint session of Congress. “It’s annoying, as a result of I additionally needed to agree to scrub out the locker rooms for Julie. And that all the time sucks. She’s taking off continually, so I don’t know why it’s such an enormous deal for me to have one measly evening off. Then once more, my supervisor, Patty, is a complete asshole, which most likely explains all the pieces. I’d stop, however they stated I’d get to strive out as an teacher if I stick round just a few extra months.” At press time, Harris had been noticed speeding out of the State of the Union early and donning an Orangetheory uniform with the intention to get again in time for a late shift.
