PIERRE, SD—Furrowing her forehead on the clock as she pressed down more durable on the gasoline pedal, South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem was reportedly compelled to drive 500 miles round tribal land Thursday in an effort to choose up her dry cleansing. “I actually want I’d recognized I used to be going to be banned earlier than I dropped these items off final week,” mentioned the visibly pressured governor, who was not too long ago prohibited from crossing into land legally belonging to indigenous American tribes and had already navigated six hours of again roads by the state’s mountainous terrain, hoping to select up a number of gown choices she wanted for a gala. “They shut at 5, so I’m actually slicing it shut. It’s too unhealthy, as a result of these guys are the most effective, and it used to take solely half-hour or so, that means I might pop over after work, no downside. All the great shops are again the way in which I got here, too, so I can’t say ‘Screw it’ and simply purchase one thing new as a substitute. Ugh, I’m going to should go to the imply dry cleaner nearer to my home that ruined my suede blazer with out a lot as an apology.” At press time, sources confirmed Noem had made it to the enterprise eight minutes earlier than closing, solely to understand she had left her declare ticket at house.
