THE INFINITE—In a dominant electoral displaying that stretched throughout the unified subject of consciousness, writer and politician Marianne Williamson efficiently primaried President Biden Tuesday in all 63 counties of the Astral Airplane, in line with cosmic sources. “This win is certain to affect Williamson’s candidacy—not simply on the Astral Airplane, however on all theoretical planes of existence,” stated 894Z0LP7, an ethereal projection of a political analyst from the Astral Airplane, confirming that Williamson had far surpassed the votes for Biden, Rep. Dean Phillips (D-MN), and Zorbog the Blissful. “All of the ballots of the outer dimension have been verified by the all-knowing cosmic egg, and the winner is obvious: Williamson earned almost 99% of the moons and stars from an amorphous inhabitants of transcendent souls, crushing the low-vibrating competitors throughout your entire metaphysical vacuum. The incorporeal our bodies have spoken—Williamson is the one presidential candidate who will enact actual change within the quantum hole between being and nothingness. It’s a significant upset for Biden, who might want to manifest much more centered psychic power if he hopes to attraction to atmospheric demographics sooner or later.” At press time, Williamson’s marketing campaign was trying to downplay stories that she was polling behind Trump amongst each religious essences and disembodied flesh within the Bardo.
