MENLO PARK, CA—Noting that the Meta CEO had been performing relatively unusual these days and was utilizing his Oculus way over ordinary, Mark Zuckerberg’s spouse Priscilla Chan admitted she was suspicious Thursday after he started referring to her as his “human spouse.” “I don’t need to leap to conclusions, however yesterday he spent nearly 14 hours on his VR headset after which when he took it off, he regarded confused and requested me if I used to be his laptop partner or his flesh partner,” stated his spouse of 12 years, including that whereas she had a longstanding coverage to not ask what her billionaire husband did within the Metaverse, she needed to admit that she was beginning to marvel. “I’m completely cool with him attending digital conferences, going to VR live shows, or taking part in video video games, however I’m your spouse it doesn’t matter what kind of immersive 3D world you’re in. Yesterday, he by chance known as our son ‘digital spawn’ after which made him affirm he had legs and wasn’t only a floating torso. Name me loopy, however I simply don’t prefer it.” At press time, Chan couldn’t be reached for remark after her husband reportedly tried to have intercourse with a Meta Quest 3 headset and was instantly electrocuted.
