Holy shit, Colton! I haven’t seen you in ages, man. It’s been, what, two weeks? Bro, you’ve grown a lot hair since then! Final time I noticed you at Mommy and Me you continue to had that cueball head. You understand what they are saying: you hit three months and it’s all cowlicks from there on out, am I proper?
Yeah, Mama and I’ve been good. Simply the day by day grind, attempting to bang out these milestones. You understand how it’s. Beginning to roll over, yep. All that tummy time lastly paying off, you understand what I’m saying!
What’s that? You’re beginning daycare quickly? Man, I’m so stoked for you! No actually, that’s nice. I imply, I’m simply shocked. I assumed three months was too early to go. Fuck, that’s cool.
Me? No, nonetheless house with Mama. She and Dada talked about daycare however there’s one thing referred to as “cash” and cash’s not value it. Your mama didn’t say something about that?
Properly congrats, man, that’s a giant transfer. I’m so excited for you, however, let’s be trustworthy, you’re not even sitting unsupported but. Like, enormous leap of religion. However I suppose that’s why we referred to as you Kamikaze Colton again within the unit! Hey, keep in mind whenever you wouldn’t cease screaming your head off every time anybody set you down? These nurses fucking hated you, bro.
All the time fearless, all the time fearless.
Yep, nonetheless house however I’ll be onto the following factor quickly sufficient. It may be so much although, proper? Do you’re feeling such as you’re getting the identical kick out of growing new abilities? However, can’t complain! At this time I actually felt grass for the primary time. Grass! It seems grass is in every single place exterior of Residence and Stroller.
I dunno, perhaps the post-discharge excessive is carrying off a bit. The primary few weeks have been so thrilling. Like transferring objects! What a visit! However ever since my visible monitoring got here in, it’s like, “OK, what’s subsequent?” Identical shit, completely different day, ha ha!
However I do really feel dangerous for Mama. We’re each crying so much today. We’re engaged on speaking higher however how can I inform her this seems like the identical day repeating itself again and again once I can’t coordinate my vocalizations but? No, no, I’m effective, I’m just a bit gassy. All good. You probably have any recommendations on tips on how to make mamas cease crying, you let me know! Ha ha!
Anyway! Have you ever heard of babbling? Yeah, Liam on the playground—no, he’s not a Mount Sinai man. Langone NICU ‘24, I feel. So he began making all these wild sounds the opposite day. Simply riffing, man. Clearly I can’t present you, however it was insane. His mama informed Mama that he had simply began babbling and my ears completely pricked up. I’ve been in a little bit of a rut however I feel issues will actually flip round for me as soon as I work out babbling.
It’s so essential to have a progress mindset.
Yeah, anyway. How about meals although, proper? You haven’t tried it? Significantly?! Bro, let me provide you with somewhat tip. It’s completely natural, home made, recent. It’s received this loopy mouthfeel. Even when I had phrases, phrases couldn’t describe it. Yeah, three months is somewhat early however, significantly, you’ve received to get in on this early, earlier than the hype kicks in. I’m unsure how a lot meals there may be.
However even that, man. I used to like meals a lot however it’s like I simply don’t care anymore. Like, I used to get so stoked placing on the bib each morning however now it’s simply one thing I’ve to do or else Mama loses her fucking thoughts. There’s this entire poisonous cycle the place Mama brings the meals to my mouth, I flip away, so she begins crying after which I’m crying. Actually, it’s a fucking mess at house, man.
And then you definately’re simply chasing the following milestone, proper? Like, I simply found my fingers and toes–
Oh you too? Ha! What a visit proper? Does your mama ever attempt to eat your little piggies? Fucking hilarious.
However like I used to be saying, I’ve simply achieved this enormous milestone and already I’m considering, “Okay, what comes subsequent?” I assumed the awe of experiencing all the things for the primary time can be so magical however it all begins to mix collectively. Then you definitely’re chasing the following milestone. Pulling to face? First phrases? Okay, what then? You understand what I imply? I need to decelerate and take all of it in however it’s like there’s a guidelines of issues I’m imagined to do and I can by no means simply fucking get pleasure from it.
Sorry, man, I’m not normally this a lot of a downer. Significantly, I’m really a very easy child. No, I’m good, I’m good. I don’t know why I’m crying. Simply drank my bottle somewhat too quick, that’s all. I am effective.
Whew, Okay.
However hey, I heard you and your mama are beginning Child Yoga subsequent month! Me and Mama too! That’s going to be nice. Yeah, I feel issues will flip round for me once I begin yoga.
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