From the twisted thoughts that introduced you Cicadageddon, Attractive Furby, and Rag-doll Husband, comes a narrative you donut need to miss.
Enable me to introduce… Bread Face!
Glutton for gluten, Bread Face, is thought for one factor – smashing her face into baked items.
From funnel-cake to naan, sliced white to rye, Bread Face mushes her money-maker into all method of dough, amassing 154k on her Instagram account, @breadfaceblog.
With the tagline “giving individuals one thing they didn’t ask for,” the 34-year-old (face) breaker of bread at all times had a tactile fascination with meals, explaining to Enterprise Insider, “Once I would describe this urge to my mates, they’d at all times snigger, so I figured it could make different individuals snigger too. I preferred understanding that it might probably cheer somebody up who’s having a nasty day.”
Most movies start the identical. Face partially obscured, Bread Face (who additionally goes by Bread Face Woman and Your Bread Queen) units up a baked good, then smashes her face in it, whereas music performs within the background.
Whereas Bread Face’s content material leaves some bewildered, others have discovered it soothing, citing Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response (ASMR) as the rationale.
ASMR is a type of paresthesia introduced on by auditory or visible stimuli that normally includes a pleasing tingling sensation operating alongside the pores and skin and backbone that elicits emotions described as “low grade euphoria.”
After all, like just about every thing on the web, Bread Face’s content material can be interpreted as sexual in nature (see sploshing), with Bread Face telling Enterprise Insider, “Seems, [sticking my face into bread] makes lots of people confused or aroused.”
Others classify Bread Face as a efficiency artist.
Described as “the most effective efficiency artist you’ll by no means know,” Bread Face was a standout on the Seattle Artwork Truthful in 2019, the place, in an “entertaining” efficiency that “shocked and awed guests” (in keeping with artwork & tradition publication Juxtapoz), she publicly smashed her face into baked items and inspired viewers members to do the identical.
Be it efficiency artwork or porn, Bread Face’s movies have grow to be profitable, securing model partnerships and incomes cash via extra content material behind paywalls on OnlyFans and Patreon.
What’s Bread Face’s favourite baked good for #breadfacing?
She says the unhealthy stuff feels finest, telling Enterprise Insider, “The least dietary [breads] are typically probably the most pleasing to the face which, I’m certain, isn’t any accident. Essentially the most pleasing and addicting issues in life are normally issues we discover irresistible.”
Watch Bread Face do what she does finest within the GIFs under.
Who doughs? You may end up kneading extra.
