WASHINGTON—Expressing astonishment that such an act of techno-terrorism didn’t come to fruition years in the past, People throughout the nation advised reporters Tuesday they have been shocked the U.S. energy grid hadn’t already been shut down by a hacker named Cyber Wolf. “You’d actually suppose that by the 12 months 2024, we would’ve had at the very least one mysterious hacker named Cyber Wolf jacking into our grid and reducing off energy nationwide,” mentioned Arizona native Greg Dalton, 53, certainly one of thousands and thousands of People who admitted to being baffled at the shortage of a pixelated wolf face ever showing on their screens, telling them they’d been “very, very dangerous” and this was their punishment, after which howling at them in a computerized voice. “Now that I give it some thought, it’s downright unusual that the president has by no means obtained a menace from a hacker collective known as one thing just like the Digital Wolfpack saying they’d full management of our grid, a full moon was out on the web, and the hunt was commencing. You already know, simply as retribution for our decadent methods or no matter.” At press time, the nation added that it appeared like, hypothetical or not, Cyber Wolf was in all probability a little bit too into the entire wolf conceit.
