SAN DIEGO—In an ill-advised effort to scale back the prices of blow, the nation’s lapsed faculty pals introduced plans Tuesday to mistakenly textual content you about splitting an eighth of an oz. of cocaine. “Though we haven’t spoken in 11 years, please be suggested that sooner or later within the close to future we can be by chance sending you a textual content that claims ‘u in for 8 ball?’ adopted by ‘ha whoops, jk,’” mentioned 31-year-old Bobby “Bibs” Kasabian, who spoke on behalf of all former acquaintances from the nation’s partying days and confirmed the message would doubtless arrive fully out of the blue within the early morning hours of a random weekday, showing in your cellphone under the final textual content change you had in 2013. “Between the hours of 1 and 4 a.m., please be suggested that our autofill will place your info within the recipient area of this invitation as an alternative of our present buddy’s, whose title occurs to begin with the identical first two letters as yours. After you have woken up for work the subsequent morning and responded with a query mark, we’ll reply roughly seven hours later in a approach that tries to play the entire thing off as a aware joke. You’ll from that time on by no means hear from us once more, solely being reminded of us from a mutual pal once we inevitably die by driving our vehicles right into a lake on our approach to purchase cat meals in the course of the night time.” Plenty of the lapsed faculty pals additionally added that they may comply with up the textual content by asking in the event you knew wherever to get cocaine, regardless of figuring out that you simply not reside in the identical state they do.
