DALLAS—Going through critical penalties for a number of violations of the league’s HR pointers, native NFL referee Greg Clancy reportedly got here beneath fireplace this weekend for watching pornography on his work immediate replay gadget. “Sadly, Mr. Clancy was caught utilizing his gadget for inappropriate conduct in a blatant breach of the worker code prohibiting pornography within the office,” NFL representatives stated in an official assertion that described how Clancy’s indiscretions had been initially flagged by way of a virus downloaded from an grownup web site known as XXXFL.internet, together with accusations of delayed penalty calls, a number of incidents of specific movies flashing on the Jumbotron display for transient moments, and a bent for the referee to take the moment replay gadget with him into the stadium loos for lengthy stretches of time. “Once we intercepted a number of messages from his gadget from a sizzling, sexy MILF who lives close by, it grew to become clear that Clancy was abusing his work know-how for private sexual gratification. Even worse, Clancy would name over different officers, urging them to ‘examine this out.’ This breach of conduct has no place within the NFL, particularly from these accountable for implementing the principles, and he can be disciplined accordingly.” At press time, authorities confirmed that the referee can be positioned beneath a supervision plan and watched over by an HR consultant throughout all upcoming video games.
