LOS ANGELES—Confessing that they couldn’t stand the considered bursting their teammate’s good little bubble, sources confirmed Friday that no one within the Dodgers group had the center to inform Shohei Ohtani what was happening together with his interpreter. “At present, Shohei has zero clue concerning the controversy surrounding his shut good friend and translator Ippei Mizuhara, and albeit, nobody right here desires to be the one to inform him,” stated Dodgers GM Brandon Gomez, including that regardless of the media frenzy over the previous a number of days, Ohtani was nonetheless blissfully unaware that his colleague had allegedly stolen over $16 million of his cash, positioned bets with an unlawful bookmaker, and was now going through federal prices for financial institution fraud. “At first it was nice as a result of we didn’t need Shohei to get distracted by all this and have it harm his recreation, however now it’s been manner too lengthy. We’re going to appear to be whole assholes if we inform him that his interpreter betrayed him, obtained concerned within the mafia, and would possibly go to jail for over 30 years. Perhaps it’s higher if he by no means finds out.” At press time, Gomez informed reporters that possibly at this level it might be simpler if the whole Dodgers group simply collectively pretended like Ohtani’s interpreter had died.
