Throughout a latest interview, Republican presidential candidate Nikki Haley stated that America had “by no means been a racist nation.” The Onion requested People why our historical past has at all times been color-blind, and that is what they stated.
Harold Lucas, Retired
“If we’re so racist, you’d assume somebody would’ve dedicated a racist act by now.”
Ashley Moreno, Chef
“Thomas Jefferson wrote that ‘all males are created equal’ and by no means did anything so far as I do know.”
Bridget Tate, Homemaker
“Present me one ebook that claims in any other case. Or a number of. In record type, please. No specific motive.”
Paul Gruber, Warehouse Supervisor
“America isn’t a racist nation, however a federation of racist states.”
Bianca Mir, Truck Driver
“Have you ever ever met a slave? Didn’t assume so.”
Teddy Bryant, Lifeguard
“I’ve by no means confronted any discrimination for being 3% Cherokee.”
Marty Gilman, Gross sales Affiliate
“This so-called racist nation is similar one which gave Black People their very own unique water fountains.”
Patricia Wayne, Private Chef
“Why else would Martin Luther King so eloquently say that racism was a fiction and we should always get on with our lives?”
Lily Rhodes, Financial institution Teller
“I believe this 90-second PragerU cartoon can clarify the idea higher than me or anybody else.”
Susan Combs, Trainer
“What number of instances do I’ve to quote very selective strains from the Structure earlier than folks perceive this?”
Charles Hampton, Park Ranger
“America has at all times been a land of alternative for all various kinds of land-owning white males.”
Angelo Townsend, Barista
“Does the US discriminate towards non-white folks? Positive. However is it racist? Nah, most likely not.”
Rory Bond, Optician
“It’s not racism when it’s unintended, which is what slavery, Jim Crow, and each fashionable hate crime are.”
Rachel O’Hara, Bartender
“All egalitarian societies start with mass genocide.”
Rod Richards, Pilot
“My great-grandfather cherished his slaves.”
Bianca Underwood, Meteorologist
“Most of our mass shooters goal very numerous crowds of harmless folks.”
Sarah Fowler, Journey Agent
“We gave them jobs, didn’t we?”
