As closely requested, it is a follow-up to Friday’s put up (“WHAT IS THE MYSTERIOUS GIANT CIRCULAR POOP IN MY YARD“).
In all honesty I ought to inform you that I didn’t anticipate this to explode. I hold getting these emails from social media consultants telling me that I ought to rent them as a result of I’m doing it unsuitable and that my content material doesn’t make sense for my model. And that’s ridiculous as a result of if I actually have a model I’m fairly positive that “doing it unsuitable” and “not making sense” is it. (Why am I getting so many of those? Am I on a listing? Is there a discord of social media consultants simply questioning why I suck a lot?) And that’s why I used to be thrilled to put up 5 instagram movies in a row all in regards to the giant poop-ish thriller object I discovered in my yard, none of which really gave any satisfying solutions in any respect.
However then seems that these movies obtained a half million views and all of a sudden I’ve 1,000 new followers and now I really feel like I want to inform these thousand new individuals to unfollow me as a result of “weird outsized poop dissection” is just not my regular content material and now I really feel like I’ve tricked individuals into considering I’m a big-deal thriller poop influencer and I hate disappointing individuals. So I suppose branding is essential in any case?
All of that to say that I feel we’ve really solved the riddle of the WHAT IS THIS THING?
As requested, I did a couple of extra experiments. First, I smelled it…it smells like…ft and dust, I suppose? Like elementary college PE, if that is smart. Then I dropped it in water. It type of floated however didn’t dissolve, so I used to be in a position to cross “horrible bath-bomb made my hedge witches” off the checklist of potentialities. There have been a number of different options that shared, together with:
Dried osage orange
Bezoar from a goats abdomen
Croquet ball
Overly-ambitious dung beetle assortment
Oak gall
Fairy reward
Vegan hash brownie
Wildflower seed ball
A foul rock
Whiskey ball (didn’t even know this was a factor till now)
Big Ferrero Rocher.
And…the within of a baseball.
And I dominated the baseball one out at first as a result of I assumed baseballs had been made from string and rubber however seems a few of them are simply…this:
And the third one kinda appears to be like like the within of no matter it’s I discovered?
That feels anticlimactic although so let’s say it’s the within of a baseball which was left by fairies. Everybody wins.
