FORT COLLINS, CO—As a part of its mission to encourage studying by way of free expression in a pure atmosphere, academics at native progressive preschool Sunshine Montessori Studying Heart confirmed Tuesday they’d deserted their college students within the woods. “4-year-olds are pure learners, so we don’t need to intrude with that innate course of by hovering over them as they’re discovering the best way to survive within the wilderness whereas fully reduce off from civilization,” stated Kayli Moreno, one among a number of academics on the $20,000-per-year personal faculty who reportedly led a category of blindfolded pre-kindergartners right into a distant forest, instructed the kids to depend to 10, after which disappeared with out at hint. “Positive, we might impose a inflexible curriculum on children that forces them to observe a strict algorithm about the best way to discover water, forage for meals, and keep heat sufficient to outlive by way of the night time. However then we wouldn’t be permitting them to develop the sorts of inventive considering expertise they’ll want once they attain maturity. Uh, in the event that they attain maturity.” At press time, stories confirmed 15 of the college’s kids had been killed following an opportunity encounter with a mass shooter within the woods.
