BUTNER, NC—Of their newest try and have the “Ignition (Remix)” singer’s 2022 conviction for youngster pornography overturned, attorneys for disgraced R&B star R. Kelly petitioned the U.S. Supreme Courtroom on Monday to look at him pee. “At the moment we ask the courtroom to grant evaluation on this case in order that Mr. Robert Kelly is given the chance to pee in entrance of the honorable justices whereas they watch,” protection legal professional Jennifer Bonjean wrote in a petition for certiorari, noting that R. Kelly had already filed a preliminary movement for the publicity of his penis in open courtroom. “It’s our perception that the federal judiciary mustn’t infringe upon the defendant’s proper to spray his golden bathe earlier than the bench. To disclaim this attraction could be to undermine the First Modification’s assure of free expression because it applies to Mr. Kelly’s train of limitless, unfettered pissing at any time and place of his selecting.” At press time, sources confirmed R. Kelly’s attorneys had withdrawn the petition at their consumer’s request after he found all 9 Supreme Courtroom justices had been above the age of consent.
