Almost three a long time after Jerry Seinfeld famously requested, “Who would order a license plate that claims ‘Assman’?,” we might lastly have a solution: Any Seinfeld fan with both $20 or a very good connection to the DMV.
This Seinfeld-ian revelation all started late final month when Redditor Different_Wallaby660 popped by the sitcom’s subreddit with a glimpse of a rogue self-importance plate they noticed within the wild. “Finest rattling factor that occurred to me right now was seeing this stunning sight,” they captioned a photograph of a blue Mercedes-Benz 450SEL that includes a Kramer-inspired Illinois license plate. “I’m the ass man, Jerry!!!”
Though it seems the sighting was doubtless a prank — databases returned no outcomes for the proctology-themed self-importance plate, and the Illinois DMV famous that an “ASSMAN” plate was unavailable — Different_Wallaby660 was removed from alone.
A couple of days later, Cutepelican126 shared a sighting of their very own to the subreddit. “There’s one right here too,” they wrote alongside a photograph of a black VW boasting a reproduction of the enduring New York plate.
Whereas the submit, very like Different_Wallaby660’s, acquired its fair proportion of skepticism and (individually) Seinfeld references — “It may simply be a man with an enormous ass,” speculated one commenter; one other reiterated that “so far as the state of New York is worried,” the driving force is “the ASSMAN” — Reallyroundthefamily had one other remark. “What number of fucking ass man self-importance plates are on the market?” they requested. “It’s like we see a distinct one each week on right here LOL.”
We might by no means know the reply to that query, however we hope those that do possess ASSMAN plates are actually cautious when driving with their buddies’ moms.
