The British are coming! The British are coming! Or a minimum of the humorous ones are on their means if Rob Schneider has something to say about it.
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Schneider took a break from bashing the libs and apologizing to his estranged daughter right this moment to supply a life raft to all of these U.Okay. comics beneath assault by their oppressive authorities.
Yikes! What’s happening throughout the pond?
“Tyranny has returned to the UK,” Schneider brayed on his Twitter/X account.
Sounds critical. Are comedians being positioned within the shares? Having their heads reduce off? Not precisely. Schneider is reacting to a different social media put up decrying a choice by a British decide to jail somebody for an offensive social media put up.
May Ricky Gervais and his edgy vodka adverts be subsequent? Not if Schneider has something to say about it. “I’m beginning a brand new media firm and I’m bringing over British writers, Producers and comic,” Schneider posted — and he’s going to want a author or two to repair his odd capitalization, irregular use of plural nouns and when-I-feel-like-it punctuation.
“Pricey Associates,” he writes in one other put up. “I’m providing refuge and work to United Kingdom comedians and writers, who’ve had their Freedom of Speech REMOVED by their repressive authorities, to return right here to america, the place Freedom of Speech is enshrined in our Structure.”
Are we positive america is the place British comics ought to discover asylum? In spite of everything, one man informed British comedian John Cleese that America is the place “they’re working out of individuals to cancel so that they’re canceling useless folks.”
Wait, that was Rob Schneider. Guess cancel tradition isn’t an issue right here anymore, eh Rob? Good to know.
How precisely do U.Okay. comedians and writers get signed up for Schneider Asylum Productions — or no matter the brand new freedom-first enterprise can be referred to as? Schneider, who praises the abilities of Monty Python and Peter Prepare dinner because the Beatles of comedy, is making it straightforward.
By filling out a easy kind on RobSchneider.com, all these humorous folks can earn their inexperienced playing cards and rant about no matter immigration insurance policies strike their fancy.
However there’s one downside: I clicked by to RobSchneider.com and that sign-up kind is nowhere to be discovered. There’s tour data, hyperlinks to a podcast Schneider hasn’t recorded in 4 years and adverts for Daddy Daughter Journey, his self-produced film about what a terrific girl-dad he’s.
Conspicuously lacking is the shape Schneider guarantees British comics on his Twitter/X feed. Maybe some nefarious British barristers have sabotaged RobSchneider.com in an effort to proceed their reign of tyranny? Or perhaps Schneider acquired all blustery earlier than he acquired his net man to replace his website.
Let’s go, man — a nation of oppressed comedians is relying on you.
